Hey everyone! Preston here, bringing you this week's Bangbus update. So, this week me and the fellas are riding down the mean street of Miami, and we come across this nice-looking female. She reminds me of Princess Fiona from Shrek, but she was stacked with a big ass and all the works. I tell her to come along with us, and she doesn't put up much of a fight. She just wants us to treat her to lunch, which is way cheaper than the rest. So, in she comes, and as soon as she does, it hits me what it is that she reminds me of - an ogre! I started calling her Princess Fiona, and you can tell it bugged her out a bit. Who wants to be called an ogre anyway? But she did comply with everything that was asked of her, and the homie Shaggy got some OGRE POONTANG! LOL. Guys, this was a hilarious update. Stay tuned!