Wassup Guys? So I just learned from Tony that when you're in Brazil, you don't need a fancy car or a fancy house to get hot chicks, all you need is a donkey? Yeah, you heard right - A DONKEY!!! So we rent a fucking donkey and walk around for a bit, and it actually worked. We met a sexy little mami named Vivianne who apparently loves donkeys. So we try to get her on the donkey, but I guess the donkey wasn't having it, so he takes off. We lost our deposit but won this beauty and got her to come back to our place. Let me tell you - she is quite a handful.

Tony is getting the hang of things out here, man. ENJOY!!!